Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Ipod Random Ten

Random ten with a music snob's comments:
  1. "Digital Love" by Daft Punk
    You realize this was in a Gap commercial don't you?
  2. "Don't Stop" by The Stone Roses
    Art Brut wouldn't approve.
  3. "Mile End" by Pulp
    From Trainspotting. Soundtracks are sooooooo uncool.
  4. "Blinded by the Sun" by the Seahorses
    The embarrassing spawn of the Stone Roses.
  5. "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1" by The Flaming Lips
    Wayne Coyne hates Nirvana! But the Lips' last record kind of sucked.
  6. "Closer to the Heart" by Rush
    Where do I even begin? Canadian prog metal.
  7. "Rectify" by Beth Orton
    Warmed over Joni Mitchell
  8. "So Hard" by Pet Shop Boys
    At least Daft Punk has the robot costumes. Wait, what am I saying?
  9. "Big Mouth Strikes Again (Live)" by the Smiths
    AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! I'd like to smash every tooth in your iPod!
  10. "'Round Midnight" by Thelonious Monk
    Nice segue. Nothing pretentious about suddenly switching over to Jazz. Nothing at all. Yeesh.