Ipod Random Ten

Random ten with a music snob's comments:

1. "Digital Love" by Daft Punk
   You realize this was in a Gap commercial don't you?
   
2. "Don't Stop" by The Stone Roses
   Art Brut wouldn't approve.
   
3. "Mile End" by Pulp
   From Trainspotting. Soundtracks are sooooooo uncool.
   
4. "Blinded by the Sun" by the Seahorses
   The embarrassing spawn of the Stone Roses.
5. "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1" by The Flaming Lips
   Wayne Coyne hates Nirvana! But the Lips' last record kind of sucked.
   
6. "Closer to the Heart" by Rush
   Where do I even begin? Canadian prog metal.
   
7. "Rectify" by Beth Orton
   Warmed over Joni Mitchell
   
8. "So Hard" by Pet Shop Boys
   At least Daft Punk has the robot costumes. Wait, what am I saying?
   
9. "Big Mouth Strikes Again (Live)" by the Smiths
   AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!! I'd like to smash every tooth in your iPod!
   
10. "'Round Midnight" by Thelonious Monk
    Nice segue. Nothing pretentious about suddenly switching over to Jazz. Nothing at all. Yeesh.