Saturday, September 13, 2008

Liveblogging OSU vs. USC - Second Half

9:28 PM MT - And it's over. No touchdowns. No defensive stops. A complete disaster. Boeckman's college career is over. Tressel needs to go. The rest of the season is meaningless.

9:27 PM MT - Less than a minute to go. Thank god. Some jerk had a sign that said Another Buckeye Catastrophe. Too true.

9:23 PM MT - Nifty scramble and throw from Pryor gets the first down.

9:18 PM MT - No one has scored in about a half an hour. And hey we stop the back-ups on 3rd and 3. AWESOME!

9:16 PM MT - 7 minutes to go and USC has the scrubs in.

9:14 PM MT - 4th and 2. We call time out just so we can punt. More brilliant management. At this point I'm ready to fire Tressel. I wonder how much Pryor's wishing he could transfer to an SEC school.

9:10 PM MT - Well Pryor's in and we still can't do anything. Now we call timeout on 3rd down. What the heck do they think is going to happen?

9:04 PM MT - USC goes for it on 4th down? 10:08 to go.

9:00 PM MT - Tressel's coaching is really starting to come into question. Why does he insist on humiliating his players. There are guys on the field who should not be on the field. First Florida, then LSU, then this. Tressel needs to take some responsibility for this debacle.

8:59 PM MT - And Boeckman is pressured again. The throw. The interception. This guy is gold.

8:58 PM MT - Is it even possible to score 5 touchdowns in one quarter? Just wondering.

8:56 PM MT - Dear, Todd Boeckman. Just in case you wondering, you will never play in the NFL.

8:54 PM MT - Hey it's the 4th quarter. Yee!

8:50 PM MT - We have the ball. We suck. Time to punt.

8:46 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 35

USC scores on a who gives a crap play. 1:33 to go in the 3rd

8:42 PM MT - And now on 3rd down, Boeckman is sacked. What a joke.

8:41 PM MT - Do you see how EVERY DAMN TIME Boeckman comes in they just blitz at will? Intentional grounding. Brilliant.

8:38 PM MT - 6:38 to go in the 3rd and no miracles in sight.

8:34 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 28

USC scores after backing themselves up with penalties. O-ver.

8:30 PM MT - They just flashed a stat on how USC has been winning the battle of field position.

8:26 PM MT - Boeckman has to go. USC smells blood everytime he enters the game.

8:25 PM MT - OSU is backed up against their own goal line. Not great.

8:21 PM MT - USC sputter on 3rd and 15. That's weird.

8:18 PM MT - As USC, begins to roll along on their next scoring drive, I'll just note the statistical tie of the first half. OSU lost as soon as they kicked that first field goal.

8:16 PM MT - Second Half kickoff. USC starts on offense. Pinch me.