Tuesday, September 25, 2007

NFL Rankings Week 3

Movie Trilogy edition.

The Lord of the Rings Division
Teams likely to make it there and back again
1. Pittsburgh Steelers (1)
2. New England Patriots (2)
3. Dallas Cowboys (7)
4. Indianapolis Colts (4)

The Evil Dead Division
Give 'em some sugar
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (14)
6. Green Bay Packers (5)
7. Houston Texans (3)
8. Philadelphia Eagles (23)

The Bourne Division
Good teams looking for the truth of their identity
9. Minnesota Vikings (6)
10. Tennessee Titans (15)
11. Jacksonville Jaguars (11)
12. Seattle Seahawks (10)

The Pirates of the Caribbean Division
Loud, mindless, and fun, even if they're likely to sail off the edge of the map
13. Carolina Panthers (16)
14. Washington Redskins (9)
15. Baltimore Ravens (19)
16. Cincinnati Bengals (17)

The Indiana Jones Division
There's nothing they can possess that can't be taken away
17. Arizona Cardinals (18)
18. Denver Broncos (13)
19. Detroit Lions (8)
20. Oakland Raiders (22)

The Godfather Division
Classic Teams: Everytime we think we're out, they pull us back in
21. Cleveland Browns (21)
22. San Francisco 49ers (12)
23. New York Giants (27)
24. Miami Dolphins (26)

The Matrix Division
Seem cool at first, but disappointing in the end
25. San Diego Chargers (24)
26. New York Jets (28)
27. Chicago Bears (20)
28. Kansas City Chiefs (31)

The Resident Evil Division
Bad from start to finish
29. St. Louis Rams (25)
30. Atlanta Falcons (32)
31. New Orleans Saints (30)
32. Buffalo Bills (29)

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