Putter For Sale

For only $200,000, an antique golf putter with my name on it:

The top lot in the sale, No. 260, is a long-nose putter stamped “A.D.” that is attributed to Andrew Dickson of Leith, Scotland (1665- around 1753). Dickson was one of a handful of clubmakers who marked clubs with their own initials in the 1700s. Leith claims to be the true home of golf because it is where the earliest recorded game was played, in 1457, and where the official rules of golf were formulated in 1744 (before those at the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews, arguably the world’s most famous course).

I think I may have missed my calling. Heh.