Radiohead Edition
No Surprises Division
1. New England Patriots 8-0 (1)
2. Indianapolis Colts 7-0 (3)
I Might Be Wrong Division
3. Pittsburgh Steelers 5-2 (2)
4. Dallas Cowboys 6-1 (4)
You and Whose Army? Division
5. Green Bay Packers 6-1 (6)
6. San Diego Chargers 4-3 (11)
7. Seattle Seahawks 4-3 (7)
8. New York Giants 6-2 (8)
There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.) Division
9. Tennessee Titans 5-2 (10)
10. Jacksonville Jaguars 5-2 (9)
11. Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 (12)
12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-4 (13)
Optimistic Division
13. Baltimore Ravens 4-3 (15)
14. Minnesota Vikings 2-5 (16)
15. Cleveland Browns 4-3 (19)
16. Arizona Cardinals 3-4 (18)
High And Dry Division
17. Carolina Panthers 4-3 (14)
18. Washington Persons 4-3 (5)
19. Kansas City Persons 4-3 (20)
20. Oakland Raiders 2-5 (21)
Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box Division
21. Detroit Lions 5-2 (24)
22. Houston Texans 3-5 (17)
23. Cincinnati Bengals 2-5 (22)
24. New Orleans Saints 3-4 (27)
Exit Music (For A Film) Division
25. Chicago Bears 3-4 (23)
26. Buffalo Bills 3-4 (29)
27. Miami Dolphins 0-8 (26)
28. New York Jets 1-7 (25)
How To Disappear Completely Division
29. Denver Broncos 3-4 (28)
30. Atlanta Falcons 1-6 (30)
31. San Francisco 49ers 2-5 (31)
32. St. Louis Rams 0-8 (32)
