Kubler-Ross Edition
Acceptance Division - These teams will be OK
1. New England
2. Pittsburgh
3. Indianapolis
4. Green Bay
5. Dallas
Depression Division - These teams will never be good enough. Why bother?
6. Seattle
7. Tennessee
8. New York Giants
9. San Diego
10. Tampa Bay
Bargaining Division - If they finish strongly, catch some breaks, they might make the playoffs. Maybe. Please?
11. Jacksonville
12. Philadelphia
13. Detroit
14. Cleveland
15. Arizona
Anger Division - Why are they so lousy! Arrrgghhh!
16. Washington
17. New Orleans
18. Houston
19. Minnesota
20. Cincinnati
21. Buffalo
22. Carolina
Denial Division - It just doesn't seem possible that these teams could be so bad.
23. Oakland
24. Chicago
25. Kansas City
26. Baltimore
27. Atlanta
28. New York Jets
29. Miami
30. Denver
31. St. Louis
32. San Francisco