No merciful paternalistic "god" looks down on you from the heavens -- just an endless, frozen void that cares nothing about the fate of a collection of insignificant bipedal microbes at the hands of vastly more powerful beings whose motives their puny minds cannot even comprehend!The "Ha, ha, ha" is my favorite part. Pitch perfect.
Sightless and mindless, all Azathoth cares about is being entertained for all eternity by his monstrous courtiers.
Do you think he can save you from the Old Ones' wrath? Ha, ha, ha!
Here's the convert's moment of spiritual crisis:
God is a blind retard?Of course it can! See for yourself and "Ha, ha, ha."
There's no Heaven?
Everything I've worked for during my short life will be utterly destroyed when the Old Ones awaken?
Can it possibly get any worse?