I missed the playoffs. How lame is that?
It's bad enough I spent the season obsessing over my little team (and its complete lack of a running game), but then to miss the playoffs? To finish on the outside looking in with all the people who didn't do anything with their teams all year! With the people who never checked the waiver wires!! With the people who never substituted during bye weeks!!!
Anyway, I finished in a tie for 4th and lost the tie breaker. I'll get 'em next year. By Grabthar's Hammer and all of that.