As the wise old sports fan says, "it's never an upset when the home team wins."
Friday, September 26, 2008
Oregon State Beats USC
As the wise old sports fan says, "it's never an upset when the home team wins."
Friday, September 19, 2008
10 Things I Learned This Week
2. McCain's bump is over with Obama retaking the lead in all the major polls
3. Obama was right not to panic, but his supporters were right to be nervous
4. David Foster Wallace was much more beloved by nerds than I would have previously thought - additionally, his short stories always seemed a little exploitative to me, but now I see that they were just very, very sad
5. Ohio State's problem for the last three years has been the offensive line play - end of story
6. Fringe is quite possibly the most derivative show on TV - every idea is instantly familiar, well-worn and borrowed - JJ Abrams is starting to seem cynical w/r/t what nerds will watch
7. Capitalism, like communism before it, works better in theory than in practice - in practice it is little more than a fast-talking game of three card monte and it has the unfortunate effect of making stupid people seem much smarter than they really are simply through the inequitable distribution of wealth
8. Spain is a Central American nation populated by mustachioed banditos
9. There have still been no great records in 2008
10. I really need Steven Jackson of the St. Louis Rams to start stepping it up and I need Carolina's Steve Smith to have a monster weekend now that his suspension is over
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Agents of a Great Despair
Mr. Wallace, who died Friday night at his home in Claremont, Calif., an apparent suicide, belonged to a generation of writers who grew up on the work of Thomas Pynchon, Don DeLillo and Robert Coover, a generation that came of age in the ‘60s and ‘70s and took discontinuity for granted. But while his own fiction often showcased his mastery of postmodern pyrotechnics — a cold but glittering arsenal of irony, self-consciousness and clever narrative hijinks — he was also capable of creating profoundly human flesh-and-blood characters with three-dimensional emotional lives. In a kind of aesthetic manifesto, he once wrote that irony and ridicule had become “agents of a great despair and stasis in U.S. culture” and mourned the loss of engagement with deep moral issues that animated the work of the great 19th-century novelists.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
David Foster Wallace is Dead
The author of Infinite Jest, and arguably the best writer of his generation is dead at age 46. An apparent suicide.
Buckeyes 3 Trojans 35
Why do I even watch this crap?
Liveblogging OSU vs. USC - Second Half
9:27 PM MT - Less than a minute to go. Thank god. Some jerk had a sign that said Another Buckeye Catastrophe. Too true.
9:23 PM MT - Nifty scramble and throw from Pryor gets the first down.
9:18 PM MT - No one has scored in about a half an hour. And hey we stop the back-ups on 3rd and 3. AWESOME!
9:16 PM MT - 7 minutes to go and USC has the scrubs in.
9:14 PM MT - 4th and 2. We call time out just so we can punt. More brilliant management. At this point I'm ready to fire Tressel. I wonder how much Pryor's wishing he could transfer to an SEC school.
9:10 PM MT - Well Pryor's in and we still can't do anything. Now we call timeout on 3rd down. What the heck do they think is going to happen?
9:04 PM MT - USC goes for it on 4th down? 10:08 to go.
9:00 PM MT - Tressel's coaching is really starting to come into question. Why does he insist on humiliating his players. There are guys on the field who should not be on the field. First Florida, then LSU, then this. Tressel needs to take some responsibility for this debacle.
8:59 PM MT - And Boeckman is pressured again. The throw. The interception. This guy is gold.
8:58 PM MT - Is it even possible to score 5 touchdowns in one quarter? Just wondering.
8:56 PM MT - Dear, Todd Boeckman. Just in case you wondering, you will never play in the NFL.
8:54 PM MT - Hey it's the 4th quarter. Yee!
8:50 PM MT - We have the ball. We suck. Time to punt.
8:46 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 35
USC scores on a who gives a crap play. 1:33 to go in the 3rd
8:42 PM MT - And now on 3rd down, Boeckman is sacked. What a joke.
8:41 PM MT - Do you see how EVERY DAMN TIME Boeckman comes in they just blitz at will? Intentional grounding. Brilliant.
8:38 PM MT - 6:38 to go in the 3rd and no miracles in sight.
8:34 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 28
USC scores after backing themselves up with penalties. O-ver.
8:30 PM MT - They just flashed a stat on how USC has been winning the battle of field position.
8:26 PM MT - Boeckman has to go. USC smells blood everytime he enters the game.
8:25 PM MT - OSU is backed up against their own goal line. Not great.
8:21 PM MT - USC sputter on 3rd and 15. That's weird.
8:18 PM MT - As USC, begins to roll along on their next scoring drive, I'll just note the statistical tie of the first half. OSU lost as soon as they kicked that first field goal.
8:16 PM MT - Second Half kickoff. USC starts on offense. Pinch me.
Entourage Season 2
Liveblogging OSU vs. USC - First Half
7:52 PM MT - Nice interception by Checkwa keeps USC of the scoreboard before halftime.
7:47 PM MT - USC is starting to play as if it's garbage time. Unfortunately, OSU can't stop McKnight.
7:43 PM MT - Boeckman is hit from the blind side and fumbles. Good frickin' grief.
7:42 PM MT - I'll say it: Boeckman needs to sit. Pryor is at least making things happen. At this point it's just an exhibition game for the Bucks. Put in the Freshman.
7:37 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 21
7:36 PM MT - Just as Pryor is moving the team down the field, Boeckman throws a horrible interception that comes back for a touchdown. Is this thing over yet?
7:30 PM MT - USC punts. A moral victory.
7:27 PM MT - Classy. The USC students are chanting overrated! Have you ever heard of a #1 ranked team chanting that at their opponent?
7:23 PM MT - It's bad enough to attempt the field goal when you need touchdowns. It's even worse to miss it.
7:21 PM MT - A holding penalty takes away a touch down. Self-destructing?
7:19 PM MT - Pryor for 13 yards. Now we're talking.
7:16 PM MT - That facemask penalty was a gift to a struggling offense.
7:09 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 14
USC making it look easy with a throw to the back of the end zone from the 1.
Nice stop by Laurinaitis to save the touchdown on the previous play.
7:07 PM MT - USC is just much more explosive on offense. If OSU doesn't get it together, this game will be over very soon.
7:04 PM MT - As USC, takes over we need to see how opportunistically the OSU defense can play.
7:01 PM MT - Ohio State's drive stalls on a questionable false start and a poorly timed pass play. Not good.
6:54 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 7
Nice pass for USC. Their man gets behind the defender and is able to stumble into the end zone. The difference between touchdowns and field goals is pretty huge.
6:50 PM MT - Now USC is moving the ball by spreading it out and running direct snaps. So far, the teams are mirror images of each other.
6:44 PM MT - OSU 3 USC 0
Good defensive stop followed by a nice drive. Would have been better had they actually reached the end zone. The offense needs to put pressure on USC's.
6:01 PM MT - Game Time! Here we go. The Buckeyes will need to play the best game they've played in 5 years. The question is: can they live up to expectations? The other question that no one is asking: are the Trojans as good as they are assumed to be?
Friday, September 12, 2008
Buckeyes Need A Miracle

Ohio State are 10 point underdogs at USC tomorrow, and frankly I think the odds makers are being generous. I'd go 17, and in all likelihood the game will be over by halftime (who am I kidding? 21. It's not as if the Trojans are going to be kicking field goals in this thing).
As a longtime Ohio State fan and alum, I can tell you that everything about the team this year feels overrated. They aren't as explosive as the woulda-coulda-shoulda team of 2006 (Smith & Ginn), and the defense isn't as bend-but-don't-breakable as the Champs of 2002.
And no offense to Laurinitis, but A.J. Hawk he ain't. He's fast and tough, but he's not big. In both the Florida and the LSU debacles he sort of disappeared and didn't make a lot of plays.
For what it's worth, I'm not a big believer in Terrelle Pryor either. Unless Tressel plans to put him in the backfield for direct snaps, or send him out as a wide receiver to confuse the heck out of the Trojans defense, he's just not going to be able to add much. So far he's been pretty tentative in the playing time he's gotten.
I'm still hoping that Beanie Wells's injury is a big Mike Shanahan style fakeout, but if not, he'll be our built-in excuse (shades of Keith Byars 1985).
On the other hand, the cynic in me says that there's no reason to want to win this game. If we win, we could still slip up later in the year and get killed in the polls. OR, if we were to miraculously go undefeated, a loss in a BCS bowl would equal MASSIVE FAIL. It might be better to lose this one and fly under the radar the rest of the year.
Alas, and alack. Go Bucks!
Bush Doctrine
The Bush Doctrine is a phrase used to describe various related foreign policy principles of United States president George W. Bush, enunciated in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks. The phrase initially described the policy that the United States had the right to treat countries that harbor or give aid to terrorist groups as terrorists themselves, which was used to justify the invasion of Afghanistan.[1] Later it came to include additional elements, including the controversial policy of preventive war, which held that the United States should depose foreign regimes that represented a supposed threat to the security of the United States, even if that threat was not immediate (used to justify the invasion of Iraq), a policy of supporting democracy around the world, especially in the Middle East, as a strategy for combating the spread of terrorism, and a willingness to pursue U.S. military interests in a unilateral way.[2][3][4] Some of these policies were codified in a National Security Council text entitled the National Security Strategy of the United States published on September 20, 2002.[5] This represented a dramatic shift from the United States's Cold War policies of deterrence and containment, under the Truman Doctrine, and a departure from post-Cold War philosophies such as the Powell Doctrine and the Clinton Doctrine.To say that the question was unfair or that noone knows what it is seems pretty ridiculous when you consider how much test cramming she did in the lead up to the interview. Also the answer she gave pretty much contradicts the Bush Doctrine.
Most Republicans are praising her performance, saying it was pretty good for someone without a lot of experience in the national spotlight. Which is confusing when you consider how much executive experience she's supposed to have as a Mayor and as a Governor, and how much foreign policy experience she's supposed to have dealing with the Russians and the Alaska National Guard. Now it's: good going newbie!
You can spin it however you want to. The candidate is clueless.
Nerdy Fantasy Football Comment of the Day
- Atlanta's Robby White or Carolina's Muhsin Muhammed?
- Tampa Bay's Earnest Graham or Jacksonville's Maurice Jones-Drew?
The cool/sad thing is I wouldn't care about any of these guys if it weren't for the fake computer football. Fun!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
The Complicity of the News Cycle
If you watch this series of videos from Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe you'll learn the whole sad sordid history of TV news. He's talking about the BBC, but he could just as easily be using CBS or NBC as his examples.
In Brooker's discussion there are four eras of news, ending with the current noise machine:
- Authoritative: In the early days, the news exists to explain the world to its audience and relies on facts.
- Adversarial: With Watergate, the news exists to expose corruption in high places and relies on confrontation.
- Sympathetic: The end of the cold war catches the News by surprise. The news loses its sense of good and evil, right and wrong. It is out of touch and elitist. So it goes out in search of authentic experience. Reporters become memoirists living out gritty but staged docu-dramas to show that they understand what life is like for regular people.
- Self-Referential: The news relies solely on the opinions of the masses. Reporters become pundits and public opinion is the only valid criteria for "truth." News reportage relies on live camera reports that contain no actual information.
Here's part 1 of Screenwipe. Part 2 has the most relevant info, but it's good to watch the whole thing.
Part 2
Part 3
Quote of the Day
-- George Orwell, Animal Farm
Fringe Premiere
Each plot point was more ridiculous and over top than the last. It's all in good fun, but I'm not sure how interesting the characters will be over the length of a season. With the exception of mad scientist Walter and his pet cow, it's pretty slim pickens.
Our heroine is supposed Mulder and Skully all at the same time, and she seemed a little too eager to jump into the deprivation tank and a little too good at falling off of fire escapes. Is there anything she can't do?
The kid from Dawson's Creek (or wherever) is supposed to be her obstacle character but he overplays his incredulity to the point where it just sounds contrived. I'm shouting and waving my arms, but I know you're going to do the crazy mad scientist thing anyway. That's just going to get old.
I did however appreciate the setting of Boston in the winter time, which made for some nice snowy visuals. Otherwise, it's wait and see.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
I think it's time that we start asking why McCain, whose entire life and career is based on the honorable way he endured his POW experience, has allowed the Bush administration and now his own campaign to behave so dishonorably. Where is the McCain of 2000? Why is he hiding behind Rovian politics? Why is he hiding behind the skirts of Governor Palin? Why has he allowed himself to be usurped by the hockey mom, when clearly his preference was for Lieberman or some other more sober candidate.
For all intents and purposes, McCain is now just a figure head in a campaign to reentrench the positions of the Bushies, the neocons, and the hard right.
His campaign is a disgrace. Built brick by brick on lies, smears, misrepresentations, and false cries of victimization. He has dishonored himself by not condemning these practices, and he has dishonored the country by selling it out to those same Republicans who for the last eight years have shown no regard for truth, justice, or the law. By putting country first, whatever that means, he has only opened the door to those same interests that send men to war and put their own interests above all else.
McCain is now a tragic figure: pathetic as an individual and terrifying as a harbinger of the next four years.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Focus on McCain
If the Democrats want to recover from the Palin love-fest, they need to put the focus back on McCain. It's not enough to say he's the same as Bush, you have to show how he sold his soul to the administration and betrayed everything he claimed to believe in the 2000 Primary campaign.To win Democrats need to stop talking about the off color comments that Palin didn't make and the ones that McCain did (joke in 98 about Chelsea Clinton)
They need to stop talking about Palin's church and start talking about the visit McCain made to Liberty University and willingness to go to Bob Jones.
They need to stop talking about Palin's daughter and start talking about how the McCain marriage is the result of an affair and how he abandoned his disabled wife.
They need to stop talking about the bridge to nowhere and start talking about the Keating five.
They need to stop talking about how he stood up the vietcong and start talking about how he buckled to the Bush administration.
Lipstick
John McCain announced that he was running for president to confront the "transcendent challenge" of the 21st century, "radical Islamic extremism," contrasting it with "stability, tolerance and democracy." But the values of his handpicked running mate, Sarah Palin, more resemble those of Muslim fundamentalists than they do those of the Founding Fathers. On censorship, the teaching of creationism in schools, reproductive rights, attributing government policy to God's will and climate change, Palin agrees with Hamas and Saudi Arabia rather than supporting tolerance and democratic precepts. What is the difference between Palin and a Muslim fundamentalist? Lipstick.Zing!
Now that McCain has unleashed the Christianist base, one wonders what role he thinks he'll play in a Palin/Dobson administration. Maverick czar?
Monday, September 08, 2008
More On Aerial Wolf Hunts
Palin didn't think Alaskans should be allowed to chase wolves from aircraft and shoot them -- they should be encouraged to do so. Palin's administration put a bounty on wolves' heads, or to be more precise, on their mitts.
In early 2007, Palin's administration approved an initiative to pay a $150 bounty to hunters who killed a wolf from an airplane in certain areas, hacked off the left foreleg, and brought in the appendage.
Dead Enders of the World, Unite And Take Over
On a vaguely related topic, Thomas H. Benton describes the situation like this:
For academics on the political left, the last eight years represent the sleep of reason producing the monsters of our time: suburban McMansions, gas-guzzling Hummers, pop evangelicalism, the triple-bacon cheeseburger, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader?, creation science, waterboarding, environmental apocalypse, Miley Cyrus, and the Iraq War — all presided over by that twice-elected, self-satisfied, inarticulate avatar of American incuriosity and hubris: he who shall not be named.Benton wants to know why the current crop of college students is so poorly prepared for university level studies, but I think that mass stupidity says less about the present wave of Gen-Y kids than it does about the culture as a whole. It's not just the kids, it's their parents, their neighbors. It's everyone. Most adults I know are pretty stupid, including those in the business world, and they aren't bothered by it in the least. It's the old canard about Black kids not wanting to act "white." Well, most white folks don't want to be caught acting "liberal." It amounts to the same thing.
I've mentioned this before, and I'll say it again, fewer than half of adult American have attended College. Only about 25% finish with a degree, and fewer than 15% have advanced degrees. So if you want to create a world for smart people, professional people, people who are interested in ideas and the public good, you just don't have the numbers. Instead, as Benton notes, what you'll have are masses of people who are:
They are no longer meek, but they will inherit the earth. Or at the very least an audition on the next season of American Idol.
Primarily focused on their own emotions — on the primacy of their "feelings" — rather than on analysis supported by evidence.
Uncertain what constitutes reliable evidence, thus tending to use the most easily found sources uncritically.
Convinced that no opinion is worth more than another: All views are equal.
Uncertain about academic honesty and what constitutes plagiarism. (I recently had a student defend herself by claiming that her paper was more than 50 percent original, so she should receive that much credit, at least.)
Unable to follow or make a sustained argument.
Uncertain about spelling and punctuation (and skeptical that such skills matter).
Hostile to anything that is not directly relevant to their career goals, which are vaguely understood.
Increasingly interested in the social and athletic above the academic, while "needing" to receive very high grades.
Not really embarrassed at their lack of knowledge and skills.
Certain that any academic failure is the fault of the professor rather than the student.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Oh, So The Voters DID See The Game
Due to the brilliance of the voters, I can only assume that an Ohio State victory will only move them up to #4? Or, will it move the Bobcats to #25?
Nightmare League Football
Oh well, Go Browns!
UPDATE 5:48 PM
The Browns got skunked by the Cowboys - Bring on Brady Quinn! OK, actually, they've got no D so it really doesn't matter who's taking snaps.
And my Bench outscored my starters in FFL today, so it shows what I know.
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Buckeyes 26 Bobcats 14
That...
Was...
An...
Interesting...
Game?
(USC should consider themselves lucky that they're playing OSU next week and not Ohio!)
Friday, September 05, 2008
What About Rap-Metal?
Indie: Devotees have low self-esteem and are not very hard-working, kind or generous. However, they are creative.
Rock 'n' Roll: Fans have high self-esteem and are very creative, hard-working and at ease with themselves, but not very kind or generous.
Blues: High self-esteem, creative, outgoing and at ease with themselves.
Classical: Classical music lovers have high self-esteem, are creative and at ease with themselves, but not outgoing.
Heavy metal: Very creative and at ease with themselves, but not very outgoing or hard-working.
Reggae: High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, kind, generous and at ease with themselves, but not very hard-working.
Country & Western: Very hard-working and outgoing.
Dance: Creative and outgoing but not kind or generous.
Rap: High self-esteem, outgoing.
Oh, They're Just Saying That
Maybe he'll change the way government helps people. In his speech last night, McCain mentioned wage insurance as a way to cushion the blow for dislocated workers affected by globalization: "For workers in industries that have been hard-hit," he said, "we'll help make up part of the difference in wages between their old job and a temporary, lower paid one, while they receive re-training that will help them find secure new employment at a decent wage." That's a solid, liberal idea. Except that McCain has never mentioned it before, the proposal doesn't appear on his website anywhere, as far as I can tell, and it's exactly the sort of thing that would require new government spending, not the budget cuts he's promising. Odds are this isn't even a real proposal at all.Yep.
Nerdy Fantasy Football Comment Of The Day
I guess this is what happens when you start playing fantasy football. You start noticing the stupidest stuff -- and trying to figure out if there are any good tight ends still available in free agency. Heh. Meh.
Palin's Edumacation
Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin attended five colleges in six years before graduating from the University of Idaho in 1987.Now I want to see transcripts. How many of those schools did the beauty queen party her way out of?
Andrew Sullivan writes, "If she applied for an internship at National Review, they would turn her down."
What Republicans Don't Understand
Propaganda is the lie we tell to keep the ghosts away. Propaganda is the government's version of conspiracy and paranoid reasoning. It is also our way of rationalizing away the inequity of a stolen election and the national psychic wound of the events of 9/11. What Auster is interested in is the truth, which is not necessarily the truth, but a search for healing and transformation that goes beyond ego-based thinking.AVC: This book is already being branded as a "post-9/11" novel. Did this story take shape because of September 11?
PA: No, I think one of the burning issues that helped me think about this book—or made me think about it, I should say—was the 2000 elections, which were a source of such frustration and outrage. To see Al Gore elected president, and then for the Republicans, through political and legal manipulations, steal it from him. So, I've had this eerie sense for the last eight years that we've been living in a parallel world, a shadow world. And the reality is that Al Gore is finishing his second term as president, there's no war in Iraq, and there might never have been 9/11. When one considers how thoroughly the Clinton administration was tracking these people, it's possible it would have been blocked. I think that sense of unreality inspired me to write the story within the book that [August] Brill tells himself, one of the stories he tells himself.
AVC: We tell ourselves stories to fend off reality, like Brill does when he says, "Give me my story… to keep the ghosts away." On the other hand, some argue that Bush told us a story so he could involve us in the actuality of the war in Iraq.
PA: Yes, that's a good example. You're right: a fiction creating reality.
AVC: Is that something that's going on in this novel?
PA: No, because that fiction is propaganda. That fiction is just lies. The kind of fiction I'm trying to write is about telling the truth.
While Republicans are very good at nursing these pains, turning them into dysfunctional grudges, they are very bad at understanding how blue state people seek out resolution through the larger culture: art, cosmopolitanism, and activism. Y'know, all those hateful interest groups and wimpy liberal arts elites who want to make the world better, boo hoo.
Red State Elitism
Our current crop of candidates offers up some pretty good examples of this. The McCain family is really stinkin’ rich (inheriting multi-million dollar fortunes and owning a dozen houses) but the other three couples on national tickets are well-off on a much more banal scale. The Palin family, the Obama family, and the Biden family all have incomes running into the six figures which is much more than your average American family has. But the Palins choose to spend their money in very different ways. They’re raising five kids, getting into competitive snowmobiling, going on moose hunting expeditions, etc. This isn’t stuff that your typical coastal elites care to do with their time and money, but none of it’s cheap, either. Rather, these are the leisure pursuits of Red America’s economic elite while prosperous people in Blue America are instead raising fewer children in smaller houses that are much more expensive per square foot and spending money on cheese plates rather than moooseburgers.In other words, the notion that the Palins are some how more in touch with America than the Obamas is nothing more than marketing. It's the myth the Republicans are selling. Like Cowboy Bush and the Crawford ranch, it's all about using imagery to buy the votes of the poor and the working class through the dream of prosperity.
Lest we forget, conservatives are the elites and the good old boys and the special interests that they only pretend to disparage.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
McCain's Acceptance Speech Negates Itself
McCain's speech concluded with a recitation of his war experience which he wove beautifully into a narrative of spiritual growth. He spoke not as someone embarking on a journey, but as someone whose journey had come to an end. His revelation that he cannot stand alone, that he cannot be the smirking, carefree maverick he was, that he is part of something larger than himself is both a perfect summation of the spiritual wounds of the Vietnam as well as a gentle step away from his own candidacy. His story tells us that his candidacy has been one more step in a journey to resolve the pain of the past, one shared by many veterans, and transform once and for all into the future tense of joy. Like an Ahab, the veteran is someone who no matter where he goes or what he does cannot accept the pain inflicted on him and his fellows by the whale of war. The last 40 years of American politics has been an acting out of that struggle without healing and without resolution. McCain spoke tonight as someone who had found resolution through his career of service, and while he cannot be the one to lead them, offers it as a path to his fellow Republicans and Conservatives.
For McCain to carry forward as the presidential candidate, or, even as president will be to continually revisit the pain of the past, and continually reenact the damage of those wounds in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Pakistan, in Iran, in Georgia, just as any wounded soul returns to the familiarity of his own fall from grace.
For Palin to step up as his running mate will be to continually re-fight the culture wars of the 80s and 90s.
The Republicans are a party and a people doomed by the past, to repeat it and reenact it. There is no hope for change, or resolution in the heart of someone who cannot see that his own story has come to an end. McCain has had his say. He's told his story, and offered nothing in the way of a future. He should now step aside and make way for the next generation, and for Barack Obama.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
The Angry Right
Why ridicule Obama's service in order to elevate her tenure as Mayor? In terms of policy and leadership, Palin's speech tonight was a joke.
Meanwhile Giuliani continues to come off as a ham-fisted thug. His post-game interview was full of lies: despite his assertions more people live Obama's cosmopolitan world of cities and suburbs than the mythical small towns of Palin and, McCain did not win decisively in the primaries; he benefited from the winner take on system that helped him win in spite of his parties' preference for people like Huckabee and Paul. All in all Giuliani is a noun, a verb, and a big fat jerk.
Buckeyes 43 - Penguins 0
Beanie Wells is hurt, but overall the running game is in good shape. The offensive line does a lot of the heavy lifting so they just need someone who can run. Anyway, it will probably be just as well if he sits against Ohio, and keeps USC's defensive coordinators guessing for two weeks.
My real concern is in the passing game. They don't have a breakout receiver and Boeckman has always made me a little nervous as a passer. Next week's game against the Bobcats will hopefully serve as another tune-up before the big game against the Trojans.
Obama is to Awesome as Palin is to ?
I don't have anything to add to the great Palin debate except that she's every Republican man's ideal third wife and that's going to win her almost all of her support. Hillary voters, not so much. My only complaint about her is that she supports a lot of godawful Alaskan final frontier nonsense, including wolf hunting by air which serves no purpose and is sort of morally reprehensible in ways that should only remind us of Dick Cheney. So there's that.
For information about wolves, check out the Colorado Wolf and Wildlife Center, an organization that's even supported by my Republican neighbors.